Flew from Phoenix to San Diego yesterday and when I picked my bag up at security my bag cover was ripped. When I got to the golf course today and was looking for something in my bag I found that security must’ve searched my bag and accidentally left their Billy club in my bag.
gabacus_39 on

ConscientiousWaffler on
Which club did they exchange it for tho..?
Outrageous-Worry4854 on
That’s actually pretty interesting. This thing would live forever by my bedside.
r-b-m on
Ahem, it actually prefers *William*
PrometheusAborted on
See if there’s any way to open it up. Might be drugs inside
Peter_Bayn on

diablol3 on
Where does airport security carry these?
ImAnActionBirb on
Someone found a way to ditch the murder weapon.
jthoff10 on
Neat.
Low_Trainer_7363 on
Slide it under your seat in the car. Never know when it might come in handy
Selfdestructinn321 on
That’s a come up
roy20050 on
Cool free billy club.
dont_shoot_jr on
It’s a club in a bag for clubsÂ
camokowal on
Just remember to register it as a deadly weapon if you’re planning a trip to the UK anytime soon.
LowResGamr on
It’s still a club
OldMovie9812 on
Did they attach their number? Weird way to hit on someone lol
Bozlogic on
It’s dangerous out there hero. Take this!
cakebeernap on
Nice
cwtotaro on
Perhaps they are just not a fan of slow play
Wolf51555 on
As long as it doesn’t smell like shit I’d count it as a win 😂
mrcanoehead2 on
New 1 iron.
vgcm on

010127 on
They were framing you lol.
Billy_Ektorp on
These things are sold online as «trucker’s tire checker», «tire thumper» or «fish bat».
HopefulBuyer9077 on

Keep it in your bag with the other clubs. Never know who you’ll come across on a golf course.
Daysaved on
They left a stick in your bag of sticks that was checked luggage you had no access to on the flight.
Salzus on
Give it a sniff
questafari on
Prank from a friend?
ShadeShow on
Don’t lie. You snuck that thing in.
42ElectricSundaes on
…wash your hands
Verum14 on
Imagine arriving back home in NJ and being gifted a surprised felony by the TSA
airmantharp on
Was there lube? Perhaps it was a suggestion…?
C_Wheeler00 on
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SookHe on
I used to have one of those.
Someone tried breaking into our house when I was really small, my mom was home alone. The person had confronted her for bad reasons but she managed to tell him out of what he intended and he left.
The military police came and gave her the night club as protection.
I think the guy turned out to be a coworker of my dad who knew he was deployed
MightySamMcClain on
What security guard was like, let me just stick this in this golf bag for a moment 😂
Environmental-Arm365 on
They let you bring your golf bag as carryon?
woolfman72 on
Might come in handy if golfing in Florida.
DodgyRogue on
To encourage others to let you play through!
dph3onix on
Score! Nice tire thumper. Fish beater. Beat stick. Wood iron…
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Flew from Phoenix to San Diego yesterday and when I picked my bag up at security my bag cover was ripped. When I got to the golf course today and was looking for something in my bag I found that security must’ve searched my bag and accidentally left their Billy club in my bag.

Which club did they exchange it for tho..?
That’s actually pretty interesting. This thing would live forever by my bedside.
Ahem, it actually prefers *William*
See if there’s any way to open it up. Might be drugs inside

Where does airport security carry these?
Someone found a way to ditch the murder weapon.
Neat.
Slide it under your seat in the car. Never know when it might come in handy
That’s a come up
Cool free billy club.
It’s a club in a bag for clubsÂ
Just remember to register it as a deadly weapon if you’re planning a trip to the UK anytime soon.
It’s still a club
Did they attach their number? Weird way to hit on someone lol
It’s dangerous out there hero. Take this!
Nice
Perhaps they are just not a fan of slow play
As long as it doesn’t smell like shit I’d count it as a win 😂
New 1 iron.

They were framing you lol.
These things are sold online as «trucker’s tire checker», «tire thumper» or «fish bat».

Keep it in your bag with the other clubs. Never know who you’ll come across on a golf course.
They left a stick in your bag of sticks that was checked luggage you had no access to on the flight.
Give it a sniff
Prank from a friend?
Don’t lie. You snuck that thing in.
…wash your hands
Imagine arriving back home in NJ and being gifted a surprised felony by the TSA
Was there lube? Perhaps it was a suggestion…?
[ Removed by Reddit ]
I used to have one of those.
Someone tried breaking into our house when I was really small, my mom was home alone. The person had confronted her for bad reasons but she managed to tell him out of what he intended and he left.
The military police came and gave her the night club as protection.
I think the guy turned out to be a coworker of my dad who knew he was deployed
What security guard was like, let me just stick this in this golf bag for a moment 😂
They let you bring your golf bag as carryon?
Might come in handy if golfing in Florida.
To encourage others to let you play through!
Score! Nice tire thumper. Fish beater. Beat stick. Wood iron…

Free dildo
Oi, what’s all this then?